fireballandfailure:

swarnpert:

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

awarmcampfire:

  1. I would risk my life for Sphintus Carmen.
  2. That’s all, thanks.

imsoofuckingsad:

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

lingrix:

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

incorrectmodaozushi:

Wei Wuxian: Everything is going to be all right.

Jin Ling: How can you say that?

Wei Wuxian: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

evikholin:

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

sormikprompts:
“”
nidokings:
“@meowzite
”

incorrect-satsuriku-no-tenshi:

Rachel, in a monotone voice: Wow that’s so wild.

incorrect-satsuriku-no-tenshi:

Rachel: self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

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